Another gilmore quote thread

[Panda]

I did this cuz i love reading quotes from gilmore girls cuz no matter how much i watch the show its always funny to me i cant wait til it comes out on dvd. but i digress.


here are some i found while reading transcripts

MICHEL: Okay, I have a wonderful suggestion.
LORELAI: Great, let’s hear it.
MICHEL: Okay, here we go. How about I leave?
LORELAI: And then do what?
MICHEL: That’s it. I leave and I don’t have to listen to this insanity anymore. What do you think, huh? Because I love it.

LORELAI: Huh. You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world.
RORY: Huh.
LORELAI: I mean, think about it. You never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
EMILY: Oh, dear God.
LORELAI: Poodle is another funny word.
EMILY: Please drink your drink, Lorelai.
LORELAI: In fact, if you put oy and poodle together in the same sentence, you’d have a great new catch phrase, you know? Like, oy with the poodles already. So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catch phrase.
RORY: Oy with the poodles already.
LORELAI: I’m telling you, it’s knocking ‘whatcha talking ‘bout, Willis?’ right out of first place.
EMILY: Lorelai, for God’s sake, be quiet.

[TristanLuvr4Life]

Those are 2 of my favs also! I love that saying! What ep. is the oy w/ the poodles already from?

and I think this is funny
RORY: I’m going to a serious school now, I need serious paper.

LORELAI: Paper’s paper.

RORY: Not at Chilton.

LORELAI: Alright, fine. Here is your serious paper.

RORY: Thank you.

LORELAI: Ooh and here are you somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils, your manic-depressive pens.

RORY: Mom

LORELAI: Now these erasers are on lithium so they may seem cheerful but we actually caught them trying to shove themselves in the pencil sharpener earlier.

RORY: I’m going home now.

LORELAI: No wait! We’re going to stage an intervention with the neon post-its and make them give up their wacky crazy ways.

RORY: You’re never coming shopping with me again.

LORELAI: Ooh here’s a card tray - [fades into intro]


and this is funny too
RORY: Lorelai go to your room!

LORELAI: Wow, smart girls are mean.

RORY: If you let me study now, I’ll play with you this weekend.

LORELAI: Promise.

RORY: Yes, we can do anything you want.

LORELAI: Will you go to the shoe sale with me.

RORY: Yes.

LORELAI: Will you let me try on anything I want.

RORY: Yes.

LORELAI: Will you help me push other people out of the way if they’re going for my size?

RORY: I’ll even run interference for you.

LORELAI: Alright, you’ve got a deal. [leaves kitchen]

RORY: Good.

LORELAI: [comes back in] So - I’m sorry - where did we land on the whole ice cream issue?

[Rory gets up and goes to her room]

LORELAI: What?


~~*NiCoLe*~~

[TristanLuvr4Life]

oops double post but this is funny too
LORELAI: Yeah, um, can parents come?
MOM #1: What?!
LORELAI: Yeah, it’s a big exciting test. I just thought - I’m sorry is that stupid?
MAX: No it’s not stupid.
LORELAI: I just thought I’d like to see the excitement.
DAD #2: It’s a test.
LORELAI: Yeah I know.
DAD #2: What’s exciting about a test?
LORELAI: Do you play golf?
DAD #2: Yes I do.
LORELAI: You explain yours, I’ll explain mine.
MAX: Ok, why don’t we get back to the meeting.
MOM #1 [to Mom #2] That’s the one who voted for the scrunchies.
MOM #2: Must be a scholarship student.
LORELAI: Um excuse me -
~~~
RORY: But you don’t understand! I was up all night studying and then I missed my bus so I had to drive--
MAX: Let’s discuss this outside.
RORY: So I’m driving down this road and I stop and I get hit by a deer.
MAX: You hit a deer?
RORY: No I got hit by a deer. You don’t believe me? I’ve got antler prints on the side of my mother’s car.
MAX: Rory, come on.
RORY: No! You have to let me take this test. I’m ready for this test. I know everything there is to know about Shakespeare.
MAX: Ok, ok, you have to calm down now.
RORY: I know his birthday and his mothers name and that kind of -
PARIS: [whispers to Louise] Loser.
RORY: [turning around to her] And just what is wrong with you huh?! You already have everything! You already have the grades and the status. What the hell is wrong with you that you have this constant need to
be the biggest jerk in the entire world?!
MAX: Ok, let’s go.
RORY: Huh?! What’s ?! What’s up quippy?! Why so silent?
MAX: Outside - now
[walks by Tristan who’s smiling]
RORY: And for the last time - the name’s RORY!
[storms out.]

ok ill try not to doublepost anymore

[Panda]

the oy with the poodles already is from the season finale of season 2 sookies wedding. and those are good quotes. i really like the shopping for school supplies one.

[GilmoreChica]

[glow=red,2,300]i have lots of quotes i love but i cant think of them......hmmmmm i'll think about it[/glow]

[Panda]

you go do that. . .
carole :bounce:

[GilmoreChica]

:bounce:

[Panda]

oo bad abby. shell or shellular as you like to call her is gonna take it away.
:dance:

[TristanLuvr4Life]

tsk tsk*shakes head*

[Materialgrl82]

These are from one of my personal favorite episodes, "Rorys Birthday Parties".

LORELAI: Oh, I love pudding. I worship it. I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it.
---
LORELAI: You'll have to entertain me until she arrives. OK, Burger Boy, dance.
LUKE: Will you marry me?
---
TRISTIN: Ok, I gotta tell you something. I'm madly in love with you.
RORY: Well, good luck with that.
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RORY: There's something very strange about hacking into my own head.
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EMILY: You smiled. You're pleased that the ice man looked at you like a Porterhouse steak.
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RICHARD: Ah, lovely party. I enjoyed the reading material immensely.
RORY: So what's the verdict?
RICHARD: I am an autumn.
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Sorry for the mass number of quotes, but I love this episode. The only way it could have been better, was if Jess was in it, 'cause then I could check him out too. But no such luck!
~*Susie*

[GilmoreChica]

haha that would be nice!

[GilmoreChica]

JESS: Oh, come on, let me see your withering stare.

RORY: It's dangerous. I could hurt you.
~~~~~~

RORY: Do they allow hot dogs in the subway?
~~~~~

EMILY: Don't be silly. Your father will be joining me later.

LORELAI: My father?

EMILY: Yes, remember him? Tall, bow tie.
~~~~~~~~~~

JESS: I'm surprised she has time for anything except lighting darts on fire and throwing them at my picture.

RORY: Well, it's not a lot of time, but . . .

[TristanLuvr4Life]

Those are cute! I think this one is funny for some reason

LORELAI: He never flirts with any of the women, do you notice that?
RORY: He's flirted with you numerous times.
LORELAI: Don't start.
RORY: Hey, flirt with him now, we need coffee.
LORELAI: Oh Luke, we're just dying for some refreshments.
LUKE: Keep your pants on.
LORELAI: Hmm. He can turn it off and turn it on so fast.
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RORY: Hey, we were mocking. You can't mock the mocking.
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RORY: You gonna walk?
LORELAI: I'm wearing heels.
RORY: Change your shoes.
LORELAI: I'd have to change my outfit.
RORY: Change your outfit.
LORELAI: I'd have to walk upstairs.
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LORELAI: The whole thing's ridiculous. Chilton is a cult(haha thats funny)
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FRANCIE: Well, I am a very important person, and everyone knows very important people never speak for themselves.
RORY: I did not know that, but I do now.
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FRANCIE: We were just discussing homecoming. Thoughts?
RORY: Great movie. Oh wait, that was Coming Home. Sorry. (AHAHAHAHA!!!)
~~~~

Yeah, sorry I put so much too! I love doing this!

~~*NiCoLe*~~

[Panda]

lol those are great. . i cant wait to see tonights eepy. i remember it as being really funny.

[TristanLuvr4Life]

Which eppy is on tonight???
I think this is funny too


[Rory walks out of the cafeteria and runs into Paris.]

RORY: God! You're like a pop up book from hell.

~~*NiCoLe*~~