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Post by GilmoreChica on Jun 27, 2003 16:51:42 GMT -5
EMILY: A bad storm is heading your way. It's already hitting us here.
LORELAI: Well, don't panic. I'll get the ark. You get the animals.
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LORELAI: Rory's dad proposed.
MAX: What happened?
LORELAI: The bell rang. I was late for chem lab.
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LUKE: Twelve guys stood in a row all night waiting for an enemy that never showed. They got stood up. They should've been wearing prom dresses.
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LORELAI: Everything's magical when its snows, everything looks pretty. The clothes are great. Coats, scarves, gloves, hats.
RORY: Thermal underwear, wool socks, ear flaps.
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LORELAI: Hey, do you wanna talk? I'm not Rory, but we do use the same blow dryer.
* * * * *
LORELAI: I'm crushed. I'm bleeding. Get me a tourniquet. Oh, no, they're dirty 'cause Rory wouldn't wash them with her stuff.
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Post by GilmoreChica on Jun 27, 2003 20:07:53 GMT -5
MICHEL: The thrilling sensation of getting lost in a blizzard, of freezing to death in the woods, and having to eat your friend's buttocks to stay alive, that is lost on many people.
L: I am telling you, five minutes in a snowball fight we could knock that stick right out of your butt.
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SOOKIE: Okay, is that a real suggestion?
L: Sookie, please, who is speaking?
SOOKIE: Michel, right, okay. Snowflakes it is!
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L: Hey sweets. I have a locksmith coming to the house today like five-ish, and I don't know how long it'll take, so will you tell grandma and grandpa that I'm gonna be late and that I'm having Satan's baby. You pick the order.
R: I'll relay the time message but I'm leaving the rest up to you.
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L: Oh I'm sorry. That must be my other daughter Schmory.
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Post by GilmoreChica on Jun 27, 2003 20:08:49 GMT -5
SOOKIE: (singing) The cookies for the love and the dean and the cookies for the love and the dean and the cookies for the love and the . . .
L: (singing) Dean and the love and the Dean and the love and the Dean and . . . . . okay, we can stop, she's gone now.
SOOKIE: But it's fun.
L: Well, you're on your own.
SOOKIE: (singing) The cookies for the Dean and Rory and the cookies for the love with the Dean. . .
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Post by Panda on Jun 28, 2003 11:22:27 GMT -5
[glow=gold,2,300]lol I love sookie. one a my favorite sookie moments was at a deep fried korean thanksgiving when she got drunk and jackson was deep frying everything
Carole:jump2:[/glow]
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Post by GilmoreChica on Jun 29, 2003 11:37:50 GMT -5
[glow=hotpink,2,300]haha yeah! that's hilarious![/glow]
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Post by TristanLuvr4Life on Jun 29, 2003 14:56:48 GMT -5
oh yeah THAT WUZ SO FUNNY and i luved that cookie thing too.........and she wuz in charlies angels 2 only in the end in the outtakes i think but i wuz like AHHHHHH LOOK ITS SOOKIE lol  ~~*NiCoLe*~~ |
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Post by GilmoreChica on Jun 29, 2003 18:06:58 GMT -5
hehe i gotta go see that
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Post by Panda on Jun 29, 2003 19:10:54 GMT -5
you know I realized I gotta start quoting gilmore girls in daily life. cuz most people wont know where its from and theyll think i'm especially witty, and the ones who get it, will laugh and be in on the joke. this is one quote I'm gonna start using it's from Lost and found:
[glow=red,2,300]LORELAI: A big, pretty dish of lovin' with a spoon made especially for you. [/glow]
and this was funny too,
LORELAI: What, did you break into our house, you got all dressed in black and pulled a Mission: Impossible?
JESS: Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus.
LORELAI: Very funny.
JESS: Thought a ridiculous accusation deserved a ridiculous response.
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Post by TristanLuvr4Life on Jun 29, 2003 22:49:43 GMT -5
those are funny and cute yeah i know that'd be cool to use em |
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Post by Panda on Jun 29, 2003 22:53:00 GMT -5
[glow=pink,2,300]yup yup tis my mission, i wont use them too much cuz my stolen wit, might be too much for non gilmore wastchers to handle. lol but i'll use lil catchphrases like,
sarcastically: a jig is forthcoming.
carole:jump2:[/glow]
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Post by GilmoreChica on Jun 30, 2003 11:07:24 GMT -5
RORY: Maybe we can get him to stay for a couple of weeks.
LORELAI: Absolutely - by weighting him down with blankets.
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CHRISTOPHER: Uh, Diane is ancient history.
RORY: When I met her at Easter you said she could be the one.
CHRISTOPHER: The one to be gone by Memorial Day.
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CHRISTOPHER: Behold the queen of the subtle transition.
* * * * *
CHRISTOPHER: Ok look. I’ve been making some changes, especially my career and I think I finally have all my ducks lined up in a row.
LORELAI: You’re opening a shooting gallery.
CHRISTOPHER: I’ve been tying up loose ends in my life.
LORELAI: Do they make that much string?
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LORELAI: My father hit his head surfing Rincon a couple of years ago. His judgement’s a little off.
* * * * *
LORELAI: Oh, that would’ve been her dad.
LUKE: Really? So that’s uh....
LORELAI: The guy who impregnated me with Rory - yes.
LUKE: Oh, well, he did a good job.
LORELAI: Impregnating me with Rory?
LUKE: Now this has taken a very weird turn.
* * * * *
RORY: Ladies and gentlemen, the drama king and queen of Connecticut.
* * * * *
CHRISTOPHER: That was....that was a memorable evening.
LORELAI: Oh yes, it was beautiful in there. We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.
they were all from christopher returns, the eppy i am currently watching, but two i found really funny:::
KIRK: The truth of the matter is that you can’t pitch [pointing to Luke] and you can’t hit [point to Dean]. So this’ll be a terrific match up.
LUKE: Knock it off Kirk.
KIRK: A historic lack of action.
LUKE: Don’t you have anything better to do with your Saturdays?
KIRK: What can I say, I’m addicted to comedy. [to Rory and Chris] Half an hour they been playing and it’s tied zero - zero. [louder] Hey if you ever take this show on the road I got a name for you, zero and zero. Dean Zero and Luke Zero - get it?
LUKE: Doesn’t even resemble clever.
KIRK: I’m dumbing it down for you Alfalfa.
CHRISTOPHER: How long do these games last?
RORY: Till they get tired. And then they say the first team to get a run wins.
KIRK: Yeah, it’s real professional down there. Hey Luke, does your husband play softball too?
LUKE: Alright that’s it. [starts for the bleachers]
KIRK: Um....I’m getting a page. I’ve gotta go. [jumps off the bleachers and starts running.]
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LORELAI: Ah, ah, ah, ah,. Hey, hey, hey, hey. [points to the no cell phone sign]
CHRISTOPHER: Hello? Emily!
LORELAI: Emily?
CHRISTOPHER: [whispers] It’s your mother.
RORY: Hi Grandma!
CHRISTOPHER: Uh-huh [pause] Well actually I’m sitting here with your girls. [pause] Sure. [to Lorelai, handing her the phone] She wants to speak to you.
LORELAI: Mm. Hi mom.
GRANDMA: Lorelai, Christopher’s in town!
LORELAI: [gasps] What?! I didn’t know! Although coincidently I’m sitting across an amazing Christopher hologram.
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Post by Panda on Jun 30, 2003 14:43:56 GMT -5
CHRISTOPHER: Uh, Diane is ancient history.
RORY: When I met her at Easter you said she could be the one.
CHRISTOPHER: The one to be gone by Memorial Day.
that ones funny. i just finished watching haunted leg again. but i dont like that one it makes me sad, because i lorelai's sad. over christopher, and rory's pissed at chris, and christopher is miserable because it sucks that sherry got pg ed
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Post by GilmoreChica on Jun 30, 2003 15:12:17 GMT -5
i like the end of haunted leg (i prolly like the in between part too but i forget lol) cuz i love seeing rory have spine.....not that she is weak or anything, but i liked seeing her tell off chris
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Post by Materialgrl82 on Jun 30, 2003 15:17:15 GMT -5
I love all those quotes. Amy S-P deserves so many kudos for her amazing writing talent.
~*Susie*
*bouncing around singing "The Right Stuff"*
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Post by GilmoreChica on Jun 30, 2003 15:19:34 GMT -5
yeah i am amazed....but this prolly wont work right in a book like i read the first book of gg they put out and its like the magic of gg is delivery
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