Another gilmore quote thread

[GilmoreChica]

ummm tonight is....looking it up....take the deviled eggs

[Materialgrl82]

These are from "Secrets And Loans"...

LORELAI: Yeah. I was thinking that you could put on some fishnet stockings, a leather teddy, some platform boots, and go with us as Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

LUKE: Hmm. Well, now that is a thought.

LORELAI: You'll also need some gloves and a wig.

LUKE: Gloves, wigs, got it.

LORELAI: I'll do your makeup.

LUKE: Oh, that'll be a help.

LORELAI: There you go.

LUKE: Okay, sounds great.

LORELAI: Great. So eight o'clock, I'll swing around and get ya?

LUKE: Sure, good.

LORELAI: Good.

LUKE: Oh hey, if by some chance you knock on the door but no one answers even though all the lights are on, I'll just meet you there.

LORELAI: Okay.

LUKE: Okay.

LORELAI: So I'll see you tomorrow morning?

LUKE: Yeah, I'll be the one with the coffee.
---
LORELAI: Jackson's wearing picture pajamas?

SOOKIE: Yes he is.

LORELAI: Does he do this often?

SOOKIE: Almost every night.

RORY: What are the pictures of?

SOOKIE: Him.

LORELAI: Oh!

SOOKIE: During high school.

LORELAI: Ahh!

SOOKIE: In his wrestling uniform.
---
LANE: All right. I forgot my pom.

RORY: Your what?

LANE: Two are pompoms, one's a pom!
---
LORELAI: Well, you helped me pay for Chilton, I gave you Friday night dinners, so what's this, Sunday night tea?

EMILY: Lorelai, I did this for your own good.

LORELAI: Wednesday night bridge club?

EMILY: Lorelai.

LORELAI: Monday night football?
---
LORELAI: They're a nice bunch too. And the best part is I've been out there like ten times to bring them coffee and I haven't seen a butt crack yet.

EMILY: How nice. They should paint that slogan on their truck.
~*Susie*

[TristanLuvr4Life]

ahaha the last one is sooo funny!

[GilmoreChica]

yeah....pure lorelai and emily

[TristanLuvr4Life]

LOL i like these i think its hilarious I love Lorelai

RORY: You shoot pigeons?
DEAN: Clay pigeons.
LORELAI: When you hit them, does blood come out?
DEAN: They're clay.
RORY: And why do you like to do this?
DEAN: I don't know. My dad shot skeet when he was my age and so he wants to pass the tradition down.
LORELAI: What if you accidentally hit a real pigeon?
RORY: Yeah, does that count?
DEAN: That's never happened.
LORELAI: What if a clay pigeon hits a real pigeon, does that count?
RORY: Yeah, does that count?
DEAN: I've only done this once.
LORELAI: Hey, if you get really good, do you move on to other animals like clay chickens and clay sheep?
DEAN: You know, we didn't go skeet shooting, I just made it all up
~~~
LORELAI: Chris. . wow. [starts looking through the basket] Ha! A twenty-five dollar savings bond.
CHRISTOPHER: That's a long-term investment. Don't touch it for thirty years, you're looking at forty-five dollars.
~~~
ZACH: Shut up.
LIZA: Between the lines.
ZACH: Go die.
LORELAI: Are you sure you two don't wanna give it another go, 'cause you're darling together.

hahaha this is a classic tv show.....so hilarious~~ !!!

[GilmoreChica]

THEY CRACK ME UP!!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!

[TristanLuvr4Life]

LUKE: Very romantic.

LORELAI: Says the man who yelled "Finally!" at the end of Love Story.

man i just have so many of them

[GilmoreChica]

RORY: Jess and Dean got into the fight.

LORELAI: Over you.

RORY: I was a contributing factor.

LORELAI: Was anyone hurt?

RORY: No.

LORELAI: And that's why the cops came and broke up the party?

RORY: Yes.

LORELAI: So not only did you go to a cop-raided party but you started the raid?

RORY: Yes.

LORELAI: This fence is broken because of you, this crap is on the ground because of you.

RORY: What's your point?

LORELAI: [sings] Did you ever know that you're my hero?

RORY: Oh my God!

LORELAI: [sings] You're everything I would like to be. And I could fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.


**HEHE in my mind this is up in the top 5 gg moments!!!!!!! i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED this part!!!!

[Materialgrl82]

This is from "Paris Is Burning"...
LORELAI: Rory and I have a skating date.
RORY: I'm Nancy Kerrigan.
LORELAI: And I'm Tonya Harding. I'm gonna do the whole shoe lace coming untie - nervous break - let me start again act and everything.
---
LORELAI: She's never really referred to anyone I've dated by their first name before. I always kept her out of that part of my life, so it was like "the mustache guy", "the earring guy", "the peg leg guy".
: Oh so you have a thing for pirates.
I had to include that second one, I know said part of it, but its still hilarious!
~*Susie*

[TristanLuvr4Life]

KIRK: What do you think of this suit?
LUKE: It's fine.
KIRK: I got it for Sookie's wedding. I read an article in the paper recently that said that weddings are an excellent place to meet women.
LUKE: Well, if it was in the paper, it must be true.
KIRK: I hope so, 'cause I'm so damn lonely not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore.
hehe gotta love kirk and luke
~~~~
LORELAI: No. There’s no way I could stand this guy for another night. I’ll catch Bowie the next time he does a farewell tour.
~~~~
LORELAI: Oh, well, I’d love to get into it, Zach, but see, I have this medical condition where I can’t listen to music.
ZACH: You can’t?
LORELAI: No. My ears, the hollow tubey thing inside is very tiny and it will literally explode if I listen to anything loud and musical.
~~~~
LOUISE: I don’t know what to do. It’s time to break up, but he seems so happy.
MADELINE: You could date his brother.
LOUISE: I guess, but that’s so ‘been there, done that.’<br>MADELINE: We could switch.
LOUISE: Isn’t that how I got him?
MADELINE: Oh yeah. Wow, it really is time to go to college.
~~~~
LORELAI: Oh, better remember that. Okay. "For deep water fishing, an angler" – me, again – "can choose a wire line using a downrigger or a vertical jig. Whatever your technique, the other successful clue to attracting fish is the appropriate lure." Ooh, what about the sequined top I wore to the Christmas party?
RORY: Yes, I think that’s exactly what he’s talking about.
~~~~
MRS. KIM: Min Jae, you lost weight. Look good, not so fat.
MIN JAE: Thank you.
~~~~


~~*NiCoLe*~~

[GilmoreChica]

TAYLOR: Have some respect. These boys have just completed the first leg of their outdoor survival training.

LUKE: Meaning you had them sit under a tree and glue rocks together for two hours.

TAYLOR: You're a very jaded man Luke. What happened to you as a child?

LUKE: Some creepy guy in shorts and knee socks tried to sit me under a tree and glue rocks together for two hours.

* * * * *

LORELAI: Hey, donuts please.

BOY 1: We were here first!

LORELAI: On the planet?

BOY 1: Huh?

LORELAI: You lose.

* * * * *

TAYLOR: That's right. She's breaking the rules, and people who break the rules end up very lonely with no friends because they have become society's outcasts.

LORELAI: Planning on burning a little Huck Finn after lunch, Taylor?

* * * * *

LUKE: Do you have a sister?

LORELAI: Um, no.

BOY 1: I do.

LUKE: You have my sympathies.

BOY 1: Thanks. I appreciate that.

* * * * *
LUKE: If I had asked him where he was going and he actually intended to knock off a liquor store, do you really think he would've told me that?

LORELAI: If he's dumb.

*******
PARIS: You must be very proud of yourself.

RORY: Well, I'm not hiding when I pass a mirror.

* * * * *
* * * * *


LORELAI: Oh, hi. You really like my table don't you?
JOEY: I was just, uh --
LORELAI: Getting to know my daughter.
JOEY: Your --
RORY: Are you my new daddy?
JOEY: Wow. You do not look old enough to have a daughter. No, I mean it. And you do not look like a daughter.
LORELAI: That's possibly very sweet of you Joey. Thanks.
JOEY: So...daughter. You know, I am traveling with a friend.
LORELAI: She's sixteen.
JOEY: Bye.
**************
LORELAI : Everybody knows that private school girls are bad. And bad girls always wear red nail polish.
LORELAI : Are you nervous?

RORY : About what?

LORELAI : About starting Chilton.

RORY : Well I wasn't until I heard about all those bad girls.

*************
RORY: Nothing. I just didn't know the rodeo was in town.

LORELAI: All right, that's it. I'm bringing the baby pictures.

RORY: No!! I'm sorry! I love the rodeo! The rodeo rules!

* * * * *

EMILY : I thought it was important for this school to know they had a Gilmore amongst them.

LORELAI : A very good thought.

EMILY: And that some of the Gilmores actually own clothing.

* * * * *

GIRL 2 : Lorelai Gilmore.

GIRL 1 : Nice stripper name.

GIRL 2 : Formerly of Stars Hollow High School.

GIRL 1 : Where's that?

GIRL 2 : Make a left at the haystacks and follow the cows. Perfect attendance, 4.0 grade point average.

* * * * *

LORELAI: I'm sorry, Dad, how do you mix up Anton and Sophia?
RICHARD: What do you mean?
LORELAI: Well, one is a man and one is a woman.
RICHARD: And your point being?
LORELAI: That one is a man and one is a woman.

* * * * *

* * * * *


EMILY: So, Lorelai, how are things at that charming little inn of yours?
LORELAI: Mm -- they're still charming and little. We're just crossing our fingers it doesn't assert itself and become rude and large.

* * * * *


LORELAI: I told her she should go out for the debating team.
RORY: It's not a sport.
LORELAI: It is the way the Gilmores play.

* * * * *


LORELAI: Rory, I love you. I would take a bullet for you. But I'd rather stick something sharp in my ear than go to the club with you.

RORY: Fine.

LORELAI: I'd rather slide down a banister of razor blades and land in a pool of alcohol than go to the club with you.

RORY: I got it.

LORELAI: Don't stop me, I'm on a roll. I'd rather eat my own hand than go to the club with you. Ooh, I'd rather get my face surgically altered to look like that lunatic rich lady with the lion head than go to the club with you.

* * * * *
RORY: I couldn't possibly stretch them out! Your boobs are way bigger than mine.
LORELAI: That is not true.
RORY: Yes it is.
LORELAI: Your boobs are totally bigger than mine!
RORY: You're crazy!
LORELAI: Do you want to measure?
RORY: What?
LORELAI: I'm serious. Why don't you get the measuring tape right now?
RORY: I am not going to measure my boobs.
LORELAI: Because you know that you are totally bigger.

* * * * *
KAREN: Lorelai Gilmore?

LORELAI: You got her.

KAREN: I’m calling from Richard Gilmore’s office.

LORELAI: Never heard of him.

KAREN: Richard Gilmore, your father.

LORELAI: Oh, tall, bow tie?

KAREN: Yes.

LORELAI: Yes, I’m with you now, go ahead.

* * * * *
LUKE: Your slave is here.

LORELAI: And where’s the French maid outfit I requested?

LUKE: I’ve got it on under the plaid.

* * * * *

LUKE: What’d you just do?

LORELAI: What?

LUKE: You put the cookie down.

LORELAI: Yeah.

LUKE: You ate the cookie, and then you took a cookie out of the box and put it where the cookie you just ate was.

LORELAI: Yeah.

LUKE: Well, that’s nuts.

LORELAI: Rory made this for me, I don’t wanna ruin it.

LUKE: Then why’d you eat the cookie?

LORELAI: ‘Cause I wanted a Mallomar.

LUKE: But why didn’t you just eat one out of the box?

LORELAI: ‘Cause this one was right here. The box was all the way in the cupboard.

LUKE: But you had to go to the cupboard to get the box to replace the cookie you ate off the table.

LORELAI: So?

* * * * *

[GilmoreChica]

RICHARD: For seventy-five thousand dollars, you should be able to buy at least three or four hundred pairs of shoes.

LORELAI: Not Jimmy Choos.

RICHARD: But that’s ridiculous. You are not going to spend seventy-five thousand dollars on Jimmy Choos when you could buy four hundred pairs of less prestigious but I’m sure equally stylish shoes. You will shop around first. Is that clear?

LORELAI: Yes, sir.

********
LORELAI: Wait, aren’t I supposed to blow them out?

EMILY: Oh, Teresa can do that.

LORELAI: Mom, it’s tradition for the person whose name is on the cake to do the blowing.

EMILY: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought only children liked to do that. Should we bring it back out and relight it?

LORELAI: No.

RICHARD: Well, would you like to make a wish and blow out the tapers?

LORELAI: Why am I being mocked on my birthday?

RORY: Because that’s the Gilmore way.

* * * * **

RICHARD: Once again, a toast to Lorelai on her 36th birthday.

LORELAI: 35th.

RICHARD: Really?

LORELAI: You’re doing the math?
********

PARIS: A ‘D’ however, that would be cause for concern.
LOUISE: A cry for help.
PARIS: A job application at McDonald’s.

* * * * *


TRISTAN: You know what Mary, see I can’t figure out why we’re not friends. I think it’s because I make you nervous.
RORY: I think it’s because you can’t learn my name.

* * * * *


MICHEL: You’re stupid, blind and clumsy.
DRELLA: Well at least I’m not French.

* * * * *

SOOKIE: This is pride Lorelai. I mean you know about this risotto. I mean on my mother’s deathbed -
LORELAI: You made the risotto and she lived three more years.
SOOKIE: She was supposed to be dead. The doctor said she wouldn’t make it through the night.
LORELAI: And she lived because of the risotto - the magic risotto.

* * * * *

LORELAI: I actually bought her a Harvard sweatshirt when she was 4, which of course was way too big for her, so she used it as a blanket for a while and then as a make shift diaper on this really ill-fated shopping trip and now I’ve told you a story that would so mortify her, she’ll kill me when she finds out you know.

* * * * *


LUKE: Violent pencil tossing usually signals the need for pie.
RORY: What if I’d thrown a pen?
LUKE: I would’ve brought you a trout.

* * * * *

MICHEL: There is a man with a funny accent on the phone asking for you.
LORELAI: Really? Did you guys exchange the secret handshake?

* * * * *


LORELAI: Do you have any idea what we have gone through this week? We have been up all night every night studying. We haven’t slept. We haven’t talked about anything else except this school and this test for seven days. We have stretched ourselves as thin as humanly possible without going completely postal. My God! We’re only one person!

* * * * *


CHARLESTON: My goodness you do like to throw fits in your family.

* * * * *


LORELAI: It’s dangerous in the car with all the kamikaze deer running around




you know what....i realize i am waisting precious party time!

[GilmoreChica]

LORELAI: Do you know him?

RORY: No.

LORELAI: No?

RORY: Well, he goes to my old school, so I see him there sometimes but I go to Chilton now.

LORELAI: Thanks for the update.

~~~~~hehe like that!!!!

[GilmoreChica]

RORY: So right now under your skirt you're wearing...?

LORELAI: Not underwear.

RORY: Mom!

LORELAI: It's kinda nice, actually -- breezy.

RORY: My role model, ladies and gentlemen.

[GilmoreChica]

LUKE: No tip?

LORELAI: Oh, yeah, here's a tip -- serve your customers.

LUKE: Here's another -- don't sit on any cold benches.