Heres some of my faves, in no particular order!!
Plus I think I'm going to have more than five LOL!
* Logan: Come on, Ace. Nothing ever seems as bad after Finn's Passion of the Christ...except Finn's passion of the Christ
**RORY: I’m going to a serious school now, I need serious paper.
LORELAI: Paper’s paper.
RORY: Not at Chilton.
LORELAI: Alright, fine. Here is your serious paper.
RORY: Thank you.
LORELAI: Ooh and here are you somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils, your manic-depressive pens.
RORY: Mom
LORELAI: Now these erasers are on lithium so they may seem cheerful but we actually caught them trying to shove themselves in the pencil sharpener earlier.
RORY: I’m going home now.
LORELAI: No wait! We’re going to stage an intervention with the
neon post-its and make them give up their wacky crazy ways.
RORY: You’re never coming shopping with me again.
LORELAI: Ooh here’s a card tray - [fades into intro]
***LORELAI: You'll have to entertain me until she arrives. OK, Burger Boy, dance.
LUKE: Will you marry me?(I think that one is my favorite)
****EMILY: You smiled. You're pleased that the ice man looked at you like a Porterhouse steak. (that cracks me up LOL!!!
*****RORY: You gonna walk?
LORELAI: I'm wearing heels.
RORY: Change your shoes.
LORELAI: I'd have to change my outfit.
RORY: Change your outfit.
LORELAI: I'd have to walk upstairs. (so funny! lol)
******[Rory walks out of the cafeteria and runs into Paris.]
RORY: You're like a pop up book from hell.
*******LORELAI: Yeah. I was thinking that you could put on some fishnet stockings, a leather teddy, some platform boots, and go with us as Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
LUKE: Hmm. Well, now that is a thought.
LORELAI: You'll also need some gloves and a wig.
LUKE: Gloves, wigs, got it.
LORELAI: I'll do your makeup.
LUKE: Oh, that'll be a help.
LORELAI: There you go.
LUKE: Okay, sounds great.
LORELAI: Great. So eight o'clock, I'll swing around and get ya?
LUKE: Sure, good.
LORELAI: Good.
LUKE: Oh hey, if by some chance you knock on the door but no one answers even though all the lights are on, I'll just meet you there.
LORELAI: Ok
******RORY: You shoot pigeons?
DEAN: Clay pigeons.
LORELAI: When you hit them, does blood come out?
DEAN: They're clay.
RORY: And why do you like to do this?
DEAN: I don't know. My dad shot skeet when he was my age and so he wants to pass the tradition down.
LORELAI: What if you accidentally hit a real pigeon?
RORY: Yeah, does that count?
DEAN: That's never happened.
LORELAI: What if a clay pigeon hits a real pigeon, does that count?
RORY: Yeah, does that count?
DEAN: I've only done this once.
LORELAI: Hey, if you get really good, do you move on to other animals like clay chickens and clay sheep?
DEAN: You know, we didn't go skeet shooting, I just made it all up
*****RORY: Yup, here we are. Wow, I haven’t seen it since you guys redid it.
JESS: Oh yeah.
RORY: It’s bigger.
JESS: Ripping a wall down can have that effect on a room
****JESS: Your timing is perfect, by the way. Next time I’ll hang a sock on the door.
LUKE: Hey, there will be no hanging of socks on the door in my house, do you hear me?
JESS: Relax, I was kidding.
LUKE: Oh, really? Hanging socks on doors – that’s your idea of funny.
JESS: Depending on the sock design, could be hilarious.
***JESS: Romeo and Juliet had warring families and they still managed to do a little damage, you know?
LUKE: Well, as soon as I catch you in a pair of tights, I’ll get worried. Until then, do your homework.
**RORY: Okay. Now, let’s say he’s in the house and there’s a fire, and you can either save him or your shoes – which is it?
LORELAI: That depends – did he start the fire?
RORY: Mom.(ahahaha)
*EMILY: Well, you couldn’t marry Linny Lott. That woman needed directions to get to a point.
LORELAI: Rawr! (oh an actual plain out insult from emily!)
**EMILY: What is that?
LORELAI: It’s a paper clip.
EMILY: And what do you intend to do with that paper clip?
LORELAI: I intend to carve something really dirty into the bathroom door.
EMILY: Lorelai.
LORELAI: What rhymes with Nantucket?
EMILY: I’m standing here holding my skirt.
LORELAI: I’m gonna put this paper clip through the buttonhole and then through the thread that used to hold the button, and then you’re gonna put your jacket back on and there you go.
EMILY: That’s ingenious.
LORELAI: I know. If I had a thumbtack, I could make a scud
missile.
***LORELAI: Hey Luke, what’s the record for most tacos eaten in a diner that doesn’t actually sell tacos?
LUKE: I have no idea.
LORELAI: Find out, will you, ‘cause if it’s less than five, we’re famous
****LORELAI: You’re seriously gonna run all over town looking for Jess and Rory?
LUKE: If I have to, yes. And if you were really a concerned mother, you’d go out there with me.
LORELAI: No, I can’t do that. But if you like, I’ll let you sniff Rory’s sweater. Maybe her scent will help you track them down.
LUKE: The things you find amusing astound me sometimes.
[Luke grabs Rory’s sweater from the chair]
LORELAI: You’re not really gonna sniff it.
LUKE: No, it’s cold out. She might need it.
*****RORY: Yeah, thanks, you too. And by the way, bloaty is not a word. There’s bloated, there’s bloating, but no bloaty.
SHANE: Thanks, that’s fascinating.
RORY: Well, for you, how ice is made is probably fascinating. See ya.
****JESS: I’d do backflips but I am way too cool.
***TRISTAN: So where's my birthday kiss?
RORY: It's my birthday.
TRISTIN: So I'll give you a birthday kiss.
RORY: What is wrong with you?
**RICHARD: Rory, who's your friend?
RORY: I don't know but this is Tristin.
***TRISTAN: He likes me.
RORY: He's drunk.
