Post by GilmoreStarAngel on Jan 2, 2002 15:23:01 GMT -5
Hey here's where everyday I'll post a joke of day... to make you laugh and giggle. 
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January 1, 2002
Dear Santa Claus,
This year, I have been a very manipulative little girl. I have compulsively embezzeled, and I have rarely helped my mommy’s “special friend” with their colostomy bag. But I always say I’m sorry, so that makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of lots of presents this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring daddy’s testicles in a stocking. For my daddy, please bring a new topaz-studded ass plug. For my big brother, please bring a subscription to Guns & Ammo. For my doggy, please bring cableknit sweaters. Oh – and for my mail man, please bring some work ethic.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Monsters, Inc. videos, and front row tickets to Britney Spears – plus backstage passes so I can get autographs! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my pool. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!
Anyway, I hope you like the meatloaf I left out for you.
Breathlessly,
You should know who
PS: Please say something ingratiating to Ralph, the heartless Elfin slavemaster.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Jimmy. He has been a really naughty weener all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put dog crap in their stocking. Thanks!
*~AJ~*
heheheJanuary 1, 2002
Dear Santa Claus,
This year, I have been a very manipulative little girl. I have compulsively embezzeled, and I have rarely helped my mommy’s “special friend” with their colostomy bag. But I always say I’m sorry, so that makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of lots of presents this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring daddy’s testicles in a stocking. For my daddy, please bring a new topaz-studded ass plug. For my big brother, please bring a subscription to Guns & Ammo. For my doggy, please bring cableknit sweaters. Oh – and for my mail man, please bring some work ethic.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Monsters, Inc. videos, and front row tickets to Britney Spears – plus backstage passes so I can get autographs! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my pool. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!
Anyway, I hope you like the meatloaf I left out for you.
Breathlessly,
You should know who
PS: Please say something ingratiating to Ralph, the heartless Elfin slavemaster.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Jimmy. He has been a really naughty weener all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put dog crap in their stocking. Thanks!
*~AJ~*