Post by xtreme on Mar 6, 2002 2:55:37 GMT -5
It's mean, but funny, lol.
Facts About Men
1. What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!
2. Why do only 10% of men make it to Heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
3. Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
4. How men define a "50/50" relationship? Women cook-they eat. Women clean-they dirty. Women iron-they wrinkle.
5. How is Colonel Sanders the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
6. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE, He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
7. What did God say after creating man? "I can do so much better."
8. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
9. What do you with a bachelor that thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
10. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
11. What's a man idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
12. What the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
13. What the difference between Big Foot and and intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted several times.
14. What's the smartest thing a man can say? "My wife says..."
15. Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them.
16. Why did God create man before women? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating the masterpiece.
17. Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
18. Why do jocks play on artificial turf? The keep them from grazing.
19. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
20. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Facts About Men
1. What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!
2. Why do only 10% of men make it to Heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
3. Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
4. How men define a "50/50" relationship? Women cook-they eat. Women clean-they dirty. Women iron-they wrinkle.
5. How is Colonel Sanders the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
6. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE, He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
7. What did God say after creating man? "I can do so much better."
8. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
9. What do you with a bachelor that thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
10. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
11. What's a man idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
12. What the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
13. What the difference between Big Foot and and intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted several times.
14. What's the smartest thing a man can say? "My wife says..."
15. Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them.
16. Why did God create man before women? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating the masterpiece.
17. Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
18. Why do jocks play on artificial turf? The keep them from grazing.
19. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
20. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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&&~I've decided that im a narco but im in love with Tristan~