LUKE: Red meat can kill you. Enjoy(hahaha)
LUKE: Ow!
LORELAI: Luke, are
you okay?
LUKE: Stupid box!
Stupid lamp!
LORELAI: Hey Luke
are you being
attacked by your
possesions again?
LUKE: You were right. I am in so far over my head that I can't see my own hat.
LORELAI: Try turning it around
Lorelai: You'll have to entertain me until she arrives. OK, Burger
Boy, dance.
Luke: Will you marry
me? (awwwwwwwwwwww)
Loralai: do you have any kind of holiday special? Something festive?
Luke: I just got some grey poupon. That's French
There's some more for Laur! and every other JJ!
~~~~~~~~~
EMILY: Lorelai, what are you doing?
LORELAI: Getting rid of the avacado.
EMILY: Since when do you not like avacado?
LORELAI: Since the day I said, "Gross. What is this?" and you said, "Avacado."
~~~~~
EMILY: And it's a good thing, too, since you don't bother to read yours. One of us should be up to date on the goings-on at Rory's school.
LORELAI: Hey, Mom, I read my newsletter.
EMILY: You did?
LORELAI: That's right.
EMILY: What was the picture on the cover?
LORELAI: (uncertainly) It was a picture of a really rich kid in plaid.
EMILY: (shows Lorelai the cover) It was a spotted owl.
LORELAI: In plaid.
(Rory holds back laughter.)
~~~~~
EMILY: What did you say to her?
LORELAI: What are you talking about?
EMILY: If she doesn't want to go it must be because of something you said.
LORELAI: Mom, I promise. All I ever said to her about dances is that you go, you dance, you have punch, you eat, you take a picture, and then you get auctioned off to a biker gang from Sausalito.
~~~~~
LANE: Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
~~~~~
LUKE: Hey, wrong table.
RORY: Since when is there a right table?
LUKE: Since the coffee cake I baked for you and the stupid balloons I blew up are at that table, over there.
RORY: You blew up balloons for me?
LUKE: Yep.
RORY: Oh, Luke, you old softie.
LUKE: I count to three, it's gone.
RORY: Thank you. (that is sooooooo sweet)
~~~~~
TRISTIN: Oh, coming to greet me?
RORY: Hello, Tristin.
TRISTIN: So where's my birthday kiss?
RORY: It's my birthday.
TRISTIN: So I'll give you a birthday kiss.
RORY: What is wrong with you?
TRISTIN: Ok, I gotta tell you something. I'm madly in love with you.
RORY: Well, good luck with that.
TRISTIN: I can't eat, I can't sleep...I wake up in the middle of the night calling your name. Rory, Rory!
RORY: Would you shut up please?
RICHARD: Rory, who's your friend?
RORY: I don't know but this is Tristin.
RICHARD: Excuse me?
TRISTIN: Tristin Dugray, sir.
RICHARD: Dugray? Are you any relation to Janlen Dugray?
TRISTIN: That's my grandfather, sir.
RICHARD: Well I've done business with Janlen for years. He's a fine man.
TRISTIN: That he is.
RICHARD: Rory, you've got very good taste in friends. I approve. (hahaha i like that part too and then a few sentences later.......)
TRISTIN: He likes me.
RORY: He's drunk.
TRISTIN Let's take a walk.
RORY: This is stuipd. you don't even like me! You just have this weird need to prove that I'll go out with you. That's not liking someone.
TRISTIN: Why are you fighting this? You're gonna give in eventually.
RORY: I'm going to go find my mother.
TRISTIN: Wow, meeting your mom. It's a bit sudden, but OK.
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LORELAI: Okay, see, last night, when I said to you, ‘Tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I get up at seven,’ what I actually meant was, ‘Tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I have the option of getting up at seven in case when seven comes, I actually wanna get up,’ which – as it happened – I didn’t. Therefore, you’re currently responsible for the great alarm clock slaughter of 2002.
[She pulls a container of coffee out of the freezer]
LUKE: No survivors?
LORELAI: The one shaped like a bunny escaped with a mild decapitation. (awwww from her dream)
~~~~~
LUKE: Go one day without coffee.
LORELAI: That’s not giving up.
LUKE: I’ll put a toy in your cereal.
LORELAI: Dirty!
~~~~~~~~~
LORELAI: [walking up to them] Michel, could you, uh. . .hi Kirk.
MICHEL: Oh, good, just in time. Kirk here is about to tell us the difference between cows and humans.
LORELAI: You mean, other than one’s a cow? (hahaha)
but I found a cute, long one and I didnt wanna put too long of a post sorry!