Mike and Coral (Real World) quotes--
MIKE: Coral, have you ever seen The Real World? There is a lot of sex! It should just be called, The Porn World!
(On Jisella)
CORAL: Jislutta?
CORAL: Yeah, she'll lie too. Whether you're a boy or a girl or your local rik shaw operator or a deer on the side of the road, she'll f--- you too.
MIKE: He hooked up with two girls during Campus Crawl.
CORAL: Wasn't one of them Trishelle?
MIKE: Yeah.
CORAl: Well, that doesn't count! Even Jesus hooked up with Trishelle
MIKE: Don't be sipping on the Hater-Ade.
CORAl: She's married to a chick!
MIKE: Yeah, too bad. Well, not too bad, as long as I can watch.
Real life quotes--
MARIE: It's so cute! Look at it, it's gorgeous! What is it?
L- I'm gonna bite you!
K- Go ahead
L- I'm not ready
Me- Biting is a big step in a relationship
(During a debate)
E- How do you know there's 300 mistakes in the Harry Potter movie? Did you count them?
L- Yes.
E- Well how do you know the book doesn't have mistakes in it?
L- Because the movie is based on the book!
E- You're not supposed to answer the questions!!
D- Did you know that if you're on motorbike and someone puts a wire across the road and chops your head off, you're still concious for a few seconds? I wonder what you'd be thinking.
Me- My butt looks so big from here.
K- One word
A- Pathetic?
K- No. Stupid.
(A few minutes later)
K- One word
A- Stupid?
K- No. Pathetic
(Afterwards)
K- One word
A- Stupid
K- He's catching on!
David- D*mn that guy is sexy!
Me- I always wondered about you...
(My friends and I were tickling each other)
Andrew- Are you guys lesbians?
Me- Yeah, because we met you and got turned off men.
C- Look at this bruise! (shows us her knee)
Me- How did you get it?
C- I walked into a parked bike.
(everyone laughs hysterically)
C- What?
Me- That's a whole new "You're so stupid" joke. "You're so stupid, you walked into a parked bike!"
K- Was it a motorbike?
C- No. It was a bicyle.
Me- Did it have a bell?
N- You said that listening to the radio is an alternative to watching TV. But that's different. You
listen to the news on the radio.
Me- As opposed to watching the newsreaders
tell the news on TV?
A- Gah. You suck!
Me- Yeah, you would know.
(Talking about a guy we hate)
C- Look at his butt. It's so...big and...round!
K- He has a big, round, a$$. He has a big...round...a$$. Hahaha, he has a BRA!
K- Say you were in Hawaii, and you went to another island in Hawaii, is that considered going overseas?
(While waiting for a friend to make a move when we were playing a board game)
Me- My God Tina, you're so slow! By the time you play it'll be Christmas!
J- Happy New Year!
M- Hey everbody, I'm dead!
*silence, then uncontrolable laughter*
Yeeeeah, I have weird friends