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Dec 23, 2003 23:45:21 GMT -5
Post by TheCharmedOne on Dec 23, 2003 23:45:21 GMT -5
"You have the word juicy on your rear end."
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Dec 24, 2003 5:36:44 GMT -5
Post by trbogtigangster on Dec 24, 2003 5:36:44 GMT -5
"You have the word juicy on your rear end." LLOOOLLL i love that quote from GG |
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Dec 24, 2003 18:29:26 GMT -5
Post by TheCharmedOne on Dec 24, 2003 18:29:26 GMT -5
I KNOW!
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Dec 25, 2003 1:25:07 GMT -5
Post by Shmo(HeyBob) on Dec 25, 2003 1:25:07 GMT -5
Well if you'd told me that you were coming I would've changed.
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Dec 25, 2003 4:16:00 GMT -5
Post by TheCharmedOne on Dec 25, 2003 4:16:00 GMT -5
LORELAI: Coming, coming, coming. [she opens the door] Mom.
EMILY: Were you asleep?
LORELAI: Uh, no.
EMILY: Then why are you in your pajamas?
LORELAI: These aren't pajamas.
EMILY: You wear that in public?
LORELAI: Hi, Mom. Would you like to come in?
[they walk to the living room]
EMILY: You have the word "juicy" on your rear end.
LORELAI: Uh, well, if I had known you were coming over, I would have changed.
EMILY: Into what, a brassiere with the word "tasty" on it?
LORELAI: Hey, Mom, what can I do for you?
EMILY: I have to talk to you about something.
LORELAI: Is everything okay?
EMILY: I'm afraid you aren't going to be catering the launch party after all.
LORELAI: What? Why?
EMILY: Your father and I just decided to go a different way, that's all.
LORELAI: A different way?
EMILY: Now, of course, I realize you've already put out some money.
LORELAI: Yeah, we have.
EMILY: Of course, I will reimburse you for all expenses. Just give me the receipts.
LORELAI: Great.
EMILY: That's it. That's all I came to tell you.
LORELAI: Okay, well, thanks for the notice.
EMILY: You don't have to take that tone with me, Lorelai.
LORELAI: Really, I don't? After you made us do that ridiculous tasting at the house?
EMILY: You told me to treat you like any other company.
LORELAI: Oh, but you sat there like the Queen of England, making us jump through hoops and taking ridiculous notes and for what - so you could fire us? Is this payback for me not telling you about the business? Because, I have to say, Mom, even for you, it seems a little extreme.
EMILY: I understand you're upset.
LORELAI: Yes, I'm upset! We needed that money, Mom. And I knew that humiliation was part of the package, but I did it because I had to, and - just you abruptly firing us is completely wrong!
EMILY: I agree, it is wrong.
LORELAI: Well, okay, then. . .as long as you agree it's wrong. . what? Okay.
EMILY: I'm sorry, Lorelai. I really am. I thought your table was lovely. I thought the food was wonderful. I was really looking forward to this party. I think it might have been the best one I ever put on.
LORELAI: So, then, what happened?
EMILY: Oh, you know, times change, Lorelai. Things that were once considered proper and elegant are now considered stuffy and out-of-date.
LORELAI: Like what?
EMILY: Like canapés and cocktail parties and the people who plan them.
LORELAI: Mom, what are you talking about?
EMILY: Nothing. It's not important.
LORELAI: Mom, come on.
EMILY: Jason decided to take the clients to Atlantic City instead. He thinks that's what they would prefer to do. He's probably right anyhow. What do I know?
LORELAI: Did he know all the work you put into this?
EMILY: It's really not important, Lorelai. I do this for your father. I have done this for your father for the last 36 years. If he thinks that Jason's right, then it's fine with me. And after all, now I don't have to worry about a party. I can just relax and hang out.
LORELAI: Mom.
EMILY: Anyhow, I have to go. I'm wasting all my hanging-out time sitting here talking about this silly party. Send me those receipts and I'll get you a check.
LORELAI: Okay, well, great.
EMILY: Apologize to Sookie for me, will you?
LORELAI: Sure.
EMILY: We'll see you girls Friday night.
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