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[GilmoreChica]

hehe i love this song by alanis morisette called like bitch or something maybe im a bitch i dont know lol but its great like my fave song you should definitely download it

(the bold parts are my fave lol)

I hate the world today,
Your so good to me, I know but i cant change, tried to tell you but you,
You look at me like maybe im an angel underneath.. innocent and sweet,
Yesterday I cried, must have been relieved to see the softer side,
I can understand how you'd be so confused, i dont envy you, im a little bit of everything all rolled into one.

[Chorus]:
Ima bitch, ima lover, ima child, ima mother, ima sinner, ima saint, i do not feel ashamed, im you help, im your dream, im nothin in between, you know you wouldnt wnat it any other way...

So take me as i am, this may mean you'll have to be a stronger man,
rest assure that when i start to make you nervous and im going to extremes,
tomorrow i will change, and today wont mean a thing!!!!

[Chorus]:
Ima bithch, ima lover, ima child, ima mother, ima sinner, ima saint, i do not feel ashamed, im your help, im your dream, im nothin in between, you know you wouldnt want it any other way...

Just when you think, you've got me figured out, the seasons already changin,
I think your cool, you do what you do, and dont try to save me!

[Chorus]:
Ima bitch, ima lover, ima child, ima mother, ima sinner, ima saint, i do not feel ashamed, im your help, im your dream, im nothin in between, you know you wouldnt want it any other way.

Ima bitch, ima tease, ima godess on my knees, when you hurt, you suffer, im your angel undercover, im revamped, im revived, cant say im not alive, you kno i wouldnt want it any other wayyyyyyyy!

(ooooo oooooo ooooo ooooooooo ooooooo ooooo oooo ooooooo oooooooo ooooo

[Materialgrl82]

That song isnt by Alanis Morisette. Its by Meredith Brooks.
~*Susie*

[GilmoreChica]

hmm....well its on the lyrics site as alanis morisette and kazaa says its alanis morisette and so did my friend....i really didnt know, but thats what everything is saying.....maybe alanis ripped it off her

[TristanLuvr4Life]

~~NO OFFICER THERE'S NO BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM
ahahaha
~~"When one door closes, Another one opens, Sometimes We look so long at the closed door, We don't see the one that has opened..."
~~There actually is an "end" in friendship
~~I Must Be Wishin' On Someone Else's Star, Because SHE Keeps Gettin' What I'm Wishin' For!
~~Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated! (lol oh gosh that reminds me of someone but i wont say who haha)
~~Friends are like elevator buttons, they can either take you up or bring you down, choose wisely
~~if u dont like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk!
~~Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film
~~If anyone speaks bad about you, live so no one will believe it~
~Life isn't about the breaths we take, its about the moments that take our breath away~
~Sometimes the people you expect to beat you when you're down are the only ones there to help you back up~
~Are we going to be friends forever?" asked Piglet. "Even longer." replied Pooh~
~A true friend is someone you can sit with and not say a word and walk away thinking that it was the best conversation you've ever had. ~
~“Sometimes someone says something really small and it just fits into this empty place in your heart.”- My So Called Life~
Friends Quotes:
~(entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo)All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men.
-Chandler~
~Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.
Monica: You could do that!
Chandler: Y'think?~
~Phoebe: Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)
Rachel: (taking cookie) Ok, thanks Pheebs (takes bite of cookie, overwhelmed) Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!
Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies.~
~Roger: Aaaah, what's wrong, c'mon.
Phoebe: It's, I mean, it's nothing, I'm fine. It's my friends. They-they have a liking problem with you. In that, um, they don't.~
~Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.(ewww lol thats pretty sick haha)~
~Luisa: Oookay. Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic is, uh, punishable by up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?
Phoebe: Oh my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?~
~Young Ethan: I am telling you, up until I was, like nine, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happen.
Monica: How was that possible?
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why do people continue to go there?~
~Joey: Some girl ate Monica.
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?~
~Janice: You're a very sweet person Ross, umm, unfortunately I don't think I can take another second of you whining!!
Ross: Let-let me make sure I'm hearing this right, you're ending this with me because I'm too whiney? So you're saying, I've become so whiney that I annoy you, Janice.
Janice: Well yeah!!~
~Smallville Quotes~
~Lex: Clark, do you believe a man can fly?
Clark: Sure, in a plane. ~
~Clark: What are you trying to tell me? That I'm some kind of alien? Where's my spaceship? In the attic?
Jonathan: Actually, it's in the storm cellar.~
~Lana: Life is about change, sometimes it's painful, sometimes it's beautiful, but most of the time it's both.~
~Lana: Make a wish.
Clark: I've been wishing for the same thing ever since I was 5.
Lana: And now?
Clark: And now I don't have to, she's standing right here in front of me.~
~You wouldn't be a Luthor unless someone was trying to kill you-Lionel~
~Everwood Quotes~
~Ephram: What is that?
Delia: I think it's dinner.
Andy: I found mom's old recipe book.
Ephram: And you cooked it?~
~Andy: Look, I'm sorry, guys. I'll make it up to you. I promise I won't cook dinner for a whole week~
~Andy: You cooked dinner?
Ephram: I figured we should have meatloaf-flavored meatloaf for a change.~
~Amy: My dad is going to kill me.
Ephram: I’m sure he’ll understand when you tell him why you went.
Amy: That’s not the way it works at my house.
Ephram: How does it work?
Amy: He yells, I apologize, there’s a sentencing of some sort, and then I plea bargain with my mother until the sentence gets reduced.
Ephram: In my house it’s more like, I yell, he yells, we both keep yelling, and eventually someone gets tired.~
~Andy: [to Ephram about the deer] Stay back. It might have a gun.~
~Amy: I just wanted to call and touch base with normal for a bit.
Ephram: Well, you definitely called the wrong person for that.~
~Ephram: We have Travel Boggle, Travel Checkers, Travel Scrabble...and...Clue.
Amy: No travel sized Clue?
Ephram: Well, Professor Plum didn't think he'd look this cool all squashed down and travel sized.~
~Dr. Abbott: As tempting as the offer may be doctor, I am otherwise engaged tomorrow evening.
Andy: What are you doing?
Dr. Abbott: Dance classes with the wife.
Andy: You know, if I say nothing right now, you owe me.~

[moonshadow]

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

Nothing hurts more than realising he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him.

The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts

In the end you always go back to the people that were there in the beginning ~Andie~

There are worse things than a broken heart like the love you don't explore ~Grams~

You can't choose what you love, it chooses you ~Dawson~

Just because we don't say certain things doesn't mean we don't feel them ~Grams~

[TristanLuvr4Life]

awwwww those are cute.....lol this is so old i don't remember which i've put on here soooooo ill put more lol but if i already put them then sorry

GOD GAVE U: 2 legs 2 walk, 2 hands 2 hold, 2 ears 2 hear, 2 eyes 2 see ...why he gave U only 1 heart ? cuz he gave the other one 2 someone else 4 u 2 find & 2 keep ... 4ever ....

"it is better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for what you are not"

"DONT judge me based on your ignorance"

"pay no mind to those who talk behind your back it only means you are two steps ahead"

~*If you want control get a remote*~

Just call me butter.. cuz I’m on a roll…<br>
You were born an original--- don't die a copy

I'm sorry did my back hurt your knife?¿?<br><br>*^*A candle looses nothing by lighting another candle*^*

To be or not to be, what a simple question!

Mommy I want to be a princess!.......wait, parliament has more power(.......lol what a messed up person lol)

¤_My Train Of Thought Keeps Crashing!_¤<br>
I lay awake at night and think to myself....
man your cute,hot,smart,fun,naughty & drop dead gorgeous.....
man I've gotta take that mirror off my ceiling!!!(oh gosh that is sooooo funny lol haha)

Oops, i didn't mean to hit you...but i'm glad I did

If all the world's a stage, why'd I get the part of the psycho? (lol oh gosh.....)

What is love spelled backwards; EVOL...
THAT MAKES YOU THINK DOSENT IT!!(lol haha thats soooo messed up, but it does make u think lol j/k)

*Wanted By Many*
*Taken By None*
*Lookin At Some*
*Waitin For One*

When all is said and done, I still have more to say

Never sell for money what you can't buy back with money!

Normal is only a setting on a washing machine...

*Its really cool when 2 or 3 strangers become best friends, but its really sad when 2 or 3 best friends become strangers*

I wish I may, wish I might ....oh wait I already have the guy I like

IF YOU WANT A CATCH GO FISHING!!

~*~ Excuse me, but my friend wants to know if you think I'm hot ~*~

Before love my heart was a black hole.
After love, I didnt have a heart.
Im not sure which is better

Organized people are just 2 lazy 2 look 4 things(lol thats people's excuse)

Love me if u want
Like me, thats fine
But if i turn u down
Take a numba and get in line

A sharp tongue can slit its own throat(i like that one)

Curiousity didn't kill the cat...
curiousity made the kittens!(at first i was like thats messed up but it really is true.......some people are just too curious)

Do not go where the path may lead.
Instead go where there is no path and leave a trail

Boys are like knives,
They cut you real deep

If nothing changed,
there'd be no butterflies

*When life closes a door.
it opens a window..so jump*

*I do it because I can*
*I can because I want to*
*I want to because you said I couldn't*

I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees
got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me

~*I knew I was a nut the day the squirrel
started looking at me funny*~

~*~It's called skill, get some~*~

So many boys
So little time
Found the right one
but he can never be mine

Ok, ok ,ok ,ok i understand...
Wait, what?

DO NOT DISTURB
(i'm disturbed enough already.)

Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself

-If they say TV's so bad for you then why
do they have one in every hospital room?-

If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as it is today, and if today is 0 degrees, how cold will it be tomorrow?

It's ok to kiss a fool.
It's ok to let a fool kiss you.
But never let a kiss fool you!!

Love isn't blind,
Chances are...you're the one that's blind!!!

Dont yell at me, yell at your boyfriend

Don't follow me, I don't know where I'm going!

Smiles And Tears, Giggles And Laughs.
Late Night Calls And Cute Photographs.
I'll Be There For U Till Da Day Of My Death.
Best Gurlies Forever Till My Very Last Breath.

True death is life without love.

I aM wHo I aM....gEt OvEr It!!!

Sometimes you have to sacrifice LOVE,
just to save a FRIENDSHIP

--Love is when you can't pay attention in class--
--because you're busy writing your first name with his last--

REMINDER: hating me won't make you pretty!

DON'T FOLLOW MY FOOTSTEPS....
I WALK INTO WALLS!!

hehehe theres more but thats a lot lol

[TristanLuvr4Life]

Today was tomorrow yesterday

How do u know if it's right?
and if it is right........
what if u've already let him go?

kindness is in our power,
even when fondness is not

One minute I am his girl.........
the next my best friend is his girl!

my boyfriend is an idiot...............but I love him anyway

its funny how a heart is two tear drops upside down

Always wear cute pajamas to bed
you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams

love will die if held too tightly
love will fly if held too lightly

I dOnT nEeD 2 dReAm - I gOt U !!

When it hurts to look back and
you are scared to look ahead,
look beside you and I will be there

I was afraid to love you forever,
but when I did, I lost you forever

so with a touch of my hair
and a twist of my hips
this lil angel is gone with a kiss
********muah********

*Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel.
Does that make me a nut?*

I thought that U+ME=Never, but it turned out that it meant 4ever


u kno what? u need to call 1-800 get-a-life and stop revolving around mine!

If I kiss him will he stop talking?

Do you come with a instruction manual cuz ur confusin me!

..::It Takes Both Rain And Sunshine To Make A Rainbow::

Women are stupider than men, because we date them.

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out!

Just cause your not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you!

Its worse than you think, they ARE out to get you!

It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!"
It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"

When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red have you been drinking? respond:” Gee officer your eyes looks glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”<br>
They say a picture is worth a thousond words,
but when i looked at yours, i couldn't say anything!

There are a lot of fish in the sea...but some of them are sharks

Love is like money, everyone wants it, its great when you have it, but it disappears really fast!

Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, go light it yourself.

I should call the police cuz you stealin my heart!

wAs WiTh HiM sO lOnG, I gReW tO bE sO sTrOnG,
nOw wErE nOt ToGeThEr, I'm WeAkEr ThEn EvEr

i try not to let school interfere with my social life

i knew the something was wrong when my imagonary friends would not play with me

*Today I Love U More Than Yesterday,
but Not as much as Tomorrow*


You do not love someone under the condition that this person would love you back

*~Don't ask God for a easy life,
ask him to make you a strong person~*

~!~*~*~!!ThE sCaRiEsT ThiNg iN yOu LiFe iS To WaKe Up
WheN Ur oLd N ReaLiZe YoU NeVeR ReaLLy LiVeD~!~*~*~!~

Isn't having a smoking section in a resturaunt sorta
like having a peeing section in a pool??

~* dOn'T bE sO oPeN mInDeD ThAt YoUr BrAiNs FaLl OuT~*

sorry bout the letters, its just like i copied them from somewhere

[moonshadow]

hehe...I like those.

Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war.

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

[Shmo(HeyBob)]

Ooooooooooooooooo. Meaningful. Is that even a word? I can't remember. It looks funky when you type it.

"Peace and love. Cuz no one wants war and hate. Unless it's in a book." Hey, I just made that up. I think.

[moonshadow]

yeppers...meaningful is a word, however yeppers is not.


That's an awesome quote.

[moonshadow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Josh Hartnett quotes[/glow]

My hat was pulled down and this girl said 'Are you really him?' I whispered 'Yeah, I'm really him.' She screamed, 'Mom! Dad! It's Heath Ledger!

I'd rather have a broken heart, than break one

Be honest with yourself and lie to everyone else.

I should be getting photographs of me with my arm around these people like restaurant owners do, because eventually I am going to have to prove to my kids that once I was an actor!

Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.

[TristanLuvr4Life]

If you find yourself in a dark room... the walls around you are red... and blood comes from everywhere.. don't be scared... you are in my heart!

OMGOSH that was in this guy I know's profile......that is soooooooo cute!

[Shmo(HeyBob)]

Psychotic! But I love it!

There is no use for a lava lamp unless you're on drugs.

That's my signature for my mail thingy. Taylor said it once.

[TristanLuvr4Life]

yeah i know the heart thing was cute but freaky

[moonshadow]

I liked it...it was really cute.