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Post by TheCharmedOne on Dec 14, 2003 1:25:37 GMT -5
Ok here's a mil up front and I'll give you the rest once you've actually helped me!
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Post by Shmo(HeyBob) on Dec 14, 2003 15:18:35 GMT -5
Do Willie Wonkas make you throw up your cheese soup?
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Post by TheCharmedOne on Dec 14, 2003 18:37:12 GMT -5
I donno? So when is my session starting?
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Post by Shmo(HeyBob) on Dec 14, 2003 19:48:23 GMT -5
^^^^^Do Willie Wonkas make you throw up your cheese soup?^^^^^^^
That was it. ()>
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Post by TheCharmedOne on Dec 14, 2003 20:10:25 GMT -5
Noo..next question plz...something thats gonna help!
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Post by Shmo(HeyBob) on Dec 14, 2003 22:09:37 GMT -5
Don't use pen. The pen's gonna give you poisoning.
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Post by TheCharmedOne on Dec 22, 2003 15:46:01 GMT -5
I modified my post so if anyone reads this they wont understand the pen stuff but anyway im not doing it again becuz there is a visible scat left and i dont want another one!
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Post by trbogtigangster on Dec 23, 2003 17:23:29 GMT -5
Big b is Big Bitch the big bitch is hilary duff i beat her down and i got answers
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Post by Shmo(HeyBob) on Dec 23, 2003 21:16:18 GMT -5
HUH?!?!?
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Post by JessObsessed on Dec 23, 2003 21:24:07 GMT -5
Yeah..I don't get it either.  |
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Post by Shmo(HeyBob) on Dec 23, 2003 21:25:13 GMT -5
Maybe he thinks that he found out who the person is.
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Post by JessObsessed on Dec 23, 2003 21:26:28 GMT -5
Maybe or maybe he's just insane..who knows.
~Kristina~
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Post by Shmo(HeyBob) on Dec 23, 2003 21:29:31 GMT -5
He's Mary's brother. Maybe Crazy runs in his blood. J/k Hey have any of you read Hary Potter meets the KKK on FF.net?
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Post by JessObsessed on Dec 23, 2003 21:35:32 GMT -5
Nope..I'm not really into Harry Potter Fanfics..it sounds funny tho.
~Kristina~
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Post by Shmo(HeyBob) on Dec 23, 2003 22:35:22 GMT -5
It is. Hermione and Crum break up because he was sexually abusing her and that caused her to be a feminist radical and she's sleeping with Snape and Dean Thomas (Who's black) asks Harry and Ron to join the KKK. Here's an excerpt. And just to tell ya I'm not racist and neither is this fic. Even if if sounds like it.
The witches and warlocks clapped enthusicatity as Dean approached the stage. He adjusted the
microphone. "Many. Many moons, the great Hogswart form it's own brotherhood," there was a loud cough
from Hermione and Dean, knowing the wrath of Hermione (that would be a great name for a rock band,
thought Harry) added, "er.Sisterhood! of the Ku Klux Klan, the KKK. Through the ages we have.
pretended to be all for equality. for racial diversity and education and poor starving children in Africa and
Shit like that but that was A LIE!!!! We of the KKK are honest with our dark sides! We read the last page
of a new book before finishing it so if we die, we would know the ending!" The people of the KKK
cheered. "We open the Coke bottles before buying them so we know if we won!" More cheers. "We stick
out fingers in chocolates so we know what the filling is!"
" Dude.no we don't," called someone from the audience.
Dean hurried on with his speech. "We ponder death on great length and we know what we like and don't
like. We don't like Asians, Americans, Mexicans, Japanese, Irish folk and cow men and especially not
AFRICAN PEOPLE!!!"
" Damn straight," a support called through the crowd.
Dean held up his hands for silence, "We don't like Catholics, Baptists, Atheists, Jews, Buddhists,
Muslims or the Hindu religion or those who worship the sun bird Ra-A-Nora."
" That is correct!" called Madame Hooch.. Other cheers were heard.
Dean held up a hand for silence. "We don't like homosexuals, transvestites, bisexuals or cross-dressers!" he called.
"We gotta run those gays off the streets," agreed Oliver Wood, with his arm around Hagrid.
"And we hate woman!"
" Don't ever forget that!" yelled Professor McGonagell.
"Hate those Chinese!"
" Damn them to Hell," cried Cho Chang. " Dirty yellowskins."
"Who do these people like?" whispered Ron to Harry.
"Sh.." said Harry, mesmerized at the teaching of his new family.
"We do like Christians through, which is why Hogwarts only celebrates Christmas and Easter and not Passover or shalom or whatever," continued Dean.
"Is that really the reason?" mused Ron in the seat next to Harry, "I never really thought about it before."
"Well how couldn't you have?" asked Hermione, "I mean, it's obvious and can be rather annoying, when you think about it."
"True," agreed Harry..
"I don't know how well I'd do in this thing," said Hermione thoughtfully. "There are two things
that I hate." She narrowed her eyes at Dean. "People who discriminate against other races.." She stared
very hard at the stage.
"What's the second thing?"
Hermione shuddered. "Germans."
I hope that this doesn't offend anyone.
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