Post by GilmoreChica on Oct 20, 2001 19:54:17 GMT -5
oh i know i thought th ebuff one was sooooooooooooooo funny Lorelai- You know we can't walk around in the buff anymore Rory- I dont remember ever walking around in the buff. Lorelai- I remember one time Rory- Was I three? Lorelai- <pause> Somewhere around there
i loved the part wher Lorelai was like "Theirs a BOY in my ROOM" and when rory said "I am gonna call you funny pants now" fave episode i think, for quotes and stuff
Post by GilmoreChica on Oct 28, 2001 6:40:38 GMT -5
I love this show!!! ANd gilmore land----I was soooooo crackin up when I said Holy S*it, and it changed it so it said HOLY nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was cracing up---It just didnt sound right! SO now it said "I was like HOLY nuts!!!!!!!!!!! He got gorgeous!!!!!!" or something like that! I was laughing for hours!
Post by GilmoreChica on Nov 1, 2001 17:30:21 GMT -5
hey fave episode---i gonna write all my fave quotes! LORELAI: You know, you can't walk around in the buff anymore.
RORY: I don't remember ever walking around in the buff.
LORELAI: I know one time you did.
RORY: Was I three?
LORELAI: Somewhere around there.
another one--- LUKE: I've got the blueberry pancakes this morning.
LORELAI: Bring 'em.
RORY: Bring 'em twice.
LUKE: And you?
MAX: I'm gonna need a minute.
LORELAI: Oh. Well, then, hold off.
RORY: Same here.
LUKE: I might run out of the pancakes.
MAX: Go ahead, order. I'll just be a minute.
LORELAI: No that's okay. We'll wait.
LUKE: I'm almost out and I can't make more.
LORELAI: Set some aside.
LUKE: It's first come, first serve.
RORY: We'll take our chances.
another one---- MAX: I'll have poached eggs.
LORELAI: And blueberry pancakes!!
RORY: Did we make it?!
LUKE: I already set 'em aside.
another one---kinda long one, but one of the best ones RORY: Ooh, ice cream! [runs off]
LORELAI: Ooh, I'm right behind you! [runs off]
MAX: How can they possibly eat more?
DEAN: Kind of surprised.
MAX: I know. They're bottomless pits.
DEAN: I mean at you. You've known them long enough not to be so confused.
[They both sit on a bench.]
MAX: Oh, I'm not confused. I'm just . . . what do you mean?
DEAN: Their eating habits are just the start of what you're gonna have to get used to. There's tons of stuff you should be aware of.
DEAN: Oh yeah. Like, don't ever use the last of the parmesan cheese. And never get into a heavy discussion late at night 'cause that's when they're at their crankiest. Oh, and uh, go with their bits.
MAX: Their bits?
DEAN: Yeah, like, if you're eating pizza with them and Lorelai decides that the pepperoni is angry at the mushrooms because the mushrooms have an attitude and then she holds up a pepperoni and the pepperoni asks for your opinion...don't just laugh. Answer the pepperoni.
MAX: Answer the pepperoni.
DEAN: And don't let them near puppies 'cause they'll want to take home every one.
MAX: Oh, that one I knew.
DEAN: Oh, and uh, here's a big one. If you ever think that they're doing something crazy, they're not. You see, after a while, their thinking becomes clear, but by the time it's clear, they've already done two other totally crazy things that you can't figure out. So there's no catching up.
MAX: You have much knowledge.
DEAN: You got that from Rory.
DEAN: Oh, and hey, does Lorelai know what kind of ice cream you like?
MAX: Yeah, chocolate chip. But I already told her that I…
LORELAI: Hey, chocolate chip. [hands him an ice cream cone]
LORELAI: You're welcome.
CUT TO LORELAI'S FRONT PORCH [Lorelai, Rory, Max, and Dean walk up to Lorelai's house.]
LORELAI: Ugh, I'm so full. Why'd you let me eat so much?
DEAN: Yeah, they'll blame you.
ok enough for now!!!!!!!
oh, except for my fave put down max and get his scary hair away form me! MAX: Say you're not here, I come home, there's Rory and Dean in the dark all alone after eleven. I mean, how do I handle stuff like that?
LORELAI: Oh, Max, Rory is very low maintenance. Kind of like that robot kid in A.I., only way less mother-obsessed. Oh my God, that kid was so annoying. I would've pushed him out of the car while it was still moving.
MAX: Well, what if I catch them one night making out on the couch?
LORELAI: Umm…well, turn off the light?
MAX: You're not being serious.
LORELAI: Max, they're teenagers. They can kiss a little bit.
MAX: Okay, well, what do I do if Rory comes home drunk?
LORELAI: Come on!
MAX: It happens.
LORELAI: Not to Rory it doesn't.
MAX: I know. But theoretically, just in a make believe world, if she did, what would I do?
MAX: Excuse me?
LORELAI: No, you would do nothing. I would handle it.
MAX: So basically, I have no role in Rory's life.
LORELAI: Max, Rory's done. She's brought up, she's Rory. You don't need a role.