Ok you officially brought up one of my favorite things in the world, quotes I have about 200 hundred page of quotes, 4 books one on love quotes, the greates thoughts, inspirational quotes and random quotes. I don't know who said them because I don't have the books with me but here are some of my favorites
"I love you with so much of my heart there is none of it left to protest"
"Early doesn't eat breakfast he thinks its a conspiracy by the cereal people."
"Camouflage comdoms so they won't see you coming."
"Heaven is where the chefs are french, the lovers italians, the mechanics german,the police british and its all organize by the swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are british, the lovers french, the mechanics swiss, the police germans and its all organize by the italians"
"I had a dog I name him stay now I go come here stay. After a while the dog went crazy and wouldn't move at all."
"Life is like a game of poker if you don't have a partner you better have a good hand."