Post by Shmo(HeyBob) on Sept 28, 2003 13:07:07 GMT -5
*Milk does a body good, but DAMN how much did you drink?
*God created men first, cuz you always make a rough draft befor a masterpiece
*Guys are like slinkies it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs(I didn't get that one)
*I wasn't kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret
*If you need space join NASA baby!
* A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey!
*Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilage
*One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stuborn to ask for directions
*Last night I was looking up at the stars and I was wondering.... Where the heck is my ceiling?!
*Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?
*Well if I called the wrong number, why'd you answer?
*There's a light at the end of the tunnel just pray it's not a train
*You used to smile, you used to make me wanna laugh, now your attitude makes me wanna yak
*4 out of 5 voices in my head tell me to go back to sleep(I didn't get it, but I thought it was funny)
*When you finnaly find the perfect guy you think to yourself: Why isn't he taken?
*I can only please one person at a time, today isn't your day and tommorrow doesn't look good either
*Ever stop to think and forget to start again?(huh?)
*If love were a law I'd be in prison for the rest of my life
*Give a vodka on rocks...hold the vodka I'm a designated driver... so give me the ice and that'll be nice!
*I smile because I have no idea what's going on
*See my halo bright and shiny, mess with me, I'll kick your hiney!
*If you want me to fall for you, you gotta give me something to trip over
*The closest thing you will ever come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle
*I'm not weird I'm gifted
*Do you belive in love at first sight or should I walk by again?(that's a classic)
*What a shame. The ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks
*God created men first, cuz you always make a rough draft befor a masterpiece
*Guys are like slinkies it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs(I didn't get that one)
*I wasn't kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret
*If you need space join NASA baby!
* A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey!
*Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilage
*One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stuborn to ask for directions
*Last night I was looking up at the stars and I was wondering.... Where the heck is my ceiling?!
*Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?
*Well if I called the wrong number, why'd you answer?
*There's a light at the end of the tunnel just pray it's not a train
*You used to smile, you used to make me wanna laugh, now your attitude makes me wanna yak
*4 out of 5 voices in my head tell me to go back to sleep(I didn't get it, but I thought it was funny)
*When you finnaly find the perfect guy you think to yourself: Why isn't he taken?
*I can only please one person at a time, today isn't your day and tommorrow doesn't look good either
*Ever stop to think and forget to start again?(huh?)
*If love were a law I'd be in prison for the rest of my life
*Give a vodka on rocks...hold the vodka I'm a designated driver... so give me the ice and that'll be nice!
*I smile because I have no idea what's going on
*See my halo bright and shiny, mess with me, I'll kick your hiney!
*If you want me to fall for you, you gotta give me something to trip over
*The closest thing you will ever come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle
*I'm not weird I'm gifted
*Do you belive in love at first sight or should I walk by again?(that's a classic)
*What a shame. The ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks
